An old woman who was walking as a dummy in the middle of the highway was hit – of course -by a truck.Following the accident, the truck has survived. The sexton of the village was seen drinking for everybody’s health to the local inn.

72-Year-old Frank Corti was an ex-boxer living his life peacefully when his drunk neighbour, Gregory McCalium, 23 y/o burst into his house carrying a knife.
As the police says, Mr. McCalium had partied all night before attempting to rob his neighbours. Confident from the booze and the fact that he was carrying the knife, he stormed in the house of Frank and Margaret Corti with the intention of getting some quick cash.
When the intruder tried to take a swoosh at Mr. Corti, he dodged the attack and punched McCalium in the …