Two blondes, Judy and Buffy, have decided to rob a bank. The first one, Judy, made the plan and then she has explained it to the second blonde,in detail.Then, the robbery started.
Judy drives up in front of the bank, stops the car and says to Buffy, “I want to make absolutely sure you understand the plan. You are supposed to be in and out of the bank in no more than three minutes with the cash. Do you understand the plan?” “Perfectly,” said Buffy. Buffy goes in the bank while …

A woman was accused of dipping into her ex-husband’s bank account without his permission. She blames her dog. Kristin Banfield, the police spokeswoman said that the detectives filed court orders to follow the money trail. They found out that the money dissapearing from the 42-year-old Arlington man’s account was being used to pay for utility bills and other items at his ex-wife’s home.Banfield told The Herald that the woman’s first response was, “Her dog got into her purse and ate all her personal checks.” The 50-year-old woman reportedly told police …