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		<title>Suicide Attack in Pakistan</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A suicide bomber drove an explosive-laden truck into a crowd of people gathered to watch a volleyball game in a village in northwest Pakistan, killing at least 75 in an attack seen as a retaliation against locals who had formed a progovernment militia.
The attack &#8212; in an area near South Waziristan, a center of Taliban and al Qaeda activities where Pakistan&#8217;s government began a military offensive last fall &#8212; marked a bloody start to 2010 for the country. Pakistan has seen a surge in attacks by Taliban militants in recent ...]]></description>
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		<title>Man attacked by tattooed girl gang</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Police in central Sweden are on the hunt for a gang of tattooed women who sexually molested a 50-year-old man as he was riding by on his bicycle.
 The incident took place around 9pm on July 8th as the man was cycling down Vintergatan in central Örebro, the Aftonbladet newspaper reports.
 Suddenly, someone grabbed hold of the rack on the back of the man’s bike, causing him to fall to the ground.
 “The girls ran up to him and pulled the bicycle down so he fell,” Örebro police spokesperson Annika ...]]></description>
		<link>http://www.rat-news.com/2009/07/man-attacked-by-tattooed-girl-gang/</link>
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		<title>Daniel Radcliffe&#8217;s parents still do his washing</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The 19-year-old &#8216;Harry Potter&#8217; star loves the freedom of living alone, but is relieved to live close enough to his family for them to do his chores.
He said: &#8220;I&#8217;m living in south west London. It&#8217;s lovely. It&#8217;s a slightly rude awakening, like, &#8216;Oh my God! I&#8217;ve got to do so much more for myself.&#8217; Got to do the washing. But I still live close to my parents and take it round there sometimes.&#8221;
The actor also branded the attention he gets from girls &#8220;ridiculous&#8221;, insisting his fans are interested in his ...]]></description>
		<link>http://www.rat-news.com/2009/07/daniel-radcliffes-parents-still-do-his-washing/</link>
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		<title>Life in the Future</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Two experts have examined what life will be like 50 years in the future, and claim that the labor market will be vastly different with androids working alongside humans in many jobs.
Psychologist Neal J. Roese and computer scientist Eyal Amir from the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign, authors of the report &#8220;Human-Android Interaction in the Near and Distant Future,&#8221; say people can expect to be sharing a lunch break with robots in our lifetime.
Published in the journal &#8216;Perspectives on Psychological Science,&#8217; Roese and Amir look ahead a half decade to ...]]></description>
		<link>http://www.rat-news.com/2009/07/life-in-the-future/</link>
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		<title>Serial masturbator seized by Willy&#8217;s in central Sweden</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A 35-year-old man who had been seen masturbating near the entrance of a Willy’s grocery store on more than one occasion was arrested on Friday by police in Örebro.
 The man was first seen on Thursday night pleasuring himself at the Willy’s store entrance, the Nerikes Allehanda newspaper reports.
 Described by witnesses as sporting a deep sun tan and masturbating shamelessly, the man was reported to police shortly after 8pm.
 But by the time police arrived on the scene, the mystery masturbator had vanished on a bicycle.
 While store personnel ...]]></description>
		<link>http://www.rat-news.com/2009/07/serial-masturbator-seized-by-willys-in-central-sweden/</link>
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		<title>Ron Weasley struck by H1N1 swine flu</title>
		<description><![CDATA[While governments around the world are working on supplying effective vaccines, there are sadly no magical potions or fictional Latin incantations capable of quashing the advance of swine flu.
Just ask Harry Potter actor Rupert Grint, who has conventional Muggle medicine to thank as he progresses along the road to recovery after being struck down by the potentially deadly H1N1 virus.
According to Grint’s female publicist, the actor succumbed to the virus while shooting the seventh and final movie in the hugely popular Harry Potter series – in which he plays bumbling, ...]]></description>
		<link>http://www.rat-news.com/2009/07/ron-weasley-struck-by-h1n1-swine-flu/</link>
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		<title>Record UFO sightings predicted in Britain for 2009</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Ufologists are predicting a record number of UFO sightings in Britain this year after an explosion of alleged UFOs reported to the Ministry of Defence in the first six months of the year.
The Sun reports a total of 231 sightings passed on to the MoD so far this year; compared to to 285 in 2008, 135 in 2007 and 97 in 2006.
The newspaper quoted leading UFO expert Nick Pope as saying: &#8220;We are now on track for a record year.&#8221;
&#8220;I thought the number of UFOs reported last year was high, ...]]></description>
		<link>http://www.rat-news.com/2009/07/record-ufo-sightings-predicted-in-britain-for-2009/</link>
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		<title>The Grinning Man</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The Grinning Man is a mysterious man who has been sighted during heightened UFO encounters as well as during the 1960s Mothman sightings. Two young eyewitnesses said he turned and looked at them with a permanent grin on his face. According to the men who interviewed the boys: “[t]he man was over six feet tall, they agreed, and was dressed in a sparkling green coverall costume that shimmered and seemed to reflect the street lights. There was a wide black belt around his waist.” The boys also said “He had ...]]></description>
		<link>http://www.rat-news.com/2009/07/the-grinning-man/</link>
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		<title>Sales of Jackson songs increase</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The death of Michael Jackson on Thursday has caused an increase in demand for his songs and for memorabilia.
The top nine selling items at Apple&#8217;s iTunes Store were albums by Jackson, with first and second being a &#8220;hits&#8221; album and the 1982 album Thriller.
Amazon.com similarly reported selling more Jackson merchandise in the 24 hours following his death than it had sold in the preceding 11 years, and that sales of Jackson CDs accounted for 60% of its total business on Thursday. Yesterday morning the top seller in the album chart ...]]></description>
		<link>http://www.rat-news.com/2009/07/sales-of-jackson-songs-increase/</link>
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		<title>Cat Urinating on a Laptop</title>
		<description><![CDATA[FIRE crews are investigating whether a cat urinating on a laptop sparked a fire that has destroyed most of a home in a Gold Coast gated community.
Police said two teen boys, aged 16 and 18, were home alone for the weekend when the fire broke out about 9am yesterday morning in the Royal Pines Golf Resort at Benowa.
An emergency services spokeswoman said the blaze began in the corner of one of two bedrooms at the back of the two-storey rented house.
It is understood initial investigations traced the fire to a ...]]></description>
		<link>http://www.rat-news.com/2009/07/cat-urinating-on-a-laptop/</link>
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