A 35-year-old man who had been seen masturbating near the entrance of a Willy’s grocery store on more than one occasion was arrested on Friday by police in Örebro.
The man was first seen on Thursday night pleasuring himself at the Willy’s store entrance, the Nerikes Allehanda newspaper reports.
Described by witnesses as sporting a deep sun tan and masturbating shamelessly, the man was reported to police shortly after 8pm.
But by the time police arrived on the scene, the mystery masturbator had vanished on a bicycle.
While store personnel …

Ufologists are predicting a record number of UFO sightings in Britain this year after an explosion of alleged UFOs reported to the Ministry of Defence in the first six months of the year.
The Sun reports a total of 231 sightings passed on to the MoD so far this year; compared to to 285 in 2008, 135 in 2007 and 97 in 2006.
The newspaper quoted leading UFO expert Nick Pope as saying: “We are now on track for a record year.”
“I thought the number of UFOs reported last year was high, …

Zambian President Rupiah Banda thinks that god has showered blessings on him in the form of monkey’s urine.
Ruiah Banda was addressing to a press conference at his office, which consisted of a load of reporters and journalists.
Amidst of his conference he was disturbed by a monkey, when it peed on Rupiah Banda.
The president looked up to find out it was a Monkey and instead of being disgusted or irritated he laughed it out by commenting that this is the way god choose to send his blessings.
The whole set of journalists …

Two blondes, Judy and Buffy, have decided to rob a bank. The first one, Judy, made the plan and then she has explained it to the second blonde,in detail.Then, the robbery started.
Judy drives up in front of the bank, stops the car and says to Buffy, “I want to make absolutely sure you understand the plan. You are supposed to be in and out of the bank in no more than three minutes with the cash. Do you understand the plan?” “Perfectly,” said Buffy. Buffy goes in the bank while …

LITTLE ROCK, Ark. (AP) – An 800-pound hog that survived on its own for a week after a truck flipped while on its way to a slaughterhouse has surfaced in a swimming pool at a home near the crash site. LeAnn Baldy, whose house is only yards from Interstate 430, said Monday she noticed her pool was suddenly overflowing and then saw the immersed pig, which was having a drink in the pool.
About 90 hogs were in the trailer when it overturned where I-430 meets I-40, and about 60 survived. …

72-Year-old Frank Corti was an ex-boxer living his life peacefully when his drunk neighbour, Gregory McCalium, 23 y/o burst into his house carrying a knife.
As the police says, Mr. McCalium had partied all night before attempting to rob his neighbours. Confident from the booze and the fact that he was carrying the knife, he stormed in the house of Frank and Margaret Corti with the intention of getting some quick cash.
When the intruder tried to take a swoosh at Mr. Corti, he dodged the attack and punched McCalium in the …