Zambian President Rupiah Banda thinks that god has showered blessings on him in the form of monkey’s urine.
Ruiah Banda was addressing to a press conference at his office, which consisted of a load of reporters and journalists.
Amidst of his conference he was disturbed by a monkey, when it peed on Rupiah Banda.
The president looked up to find out it was a Monkey and instead of being disgusted or irritated he laughed it out by commenting that this is the way god choose to send his blessings.
The whole set of journalists …

Calling 9-1-1 from McDonald’s to complain about your hamburger order, will get you a warning.
Call repeatedly, and you’ll be eating in a cop car.
That’s what happened to 23-year-old Jeremy Lloyd Martin early Friday after he allegedly called Clackamas County dispatchers several times, saying an employee at the McDonald’s on Southeast 82nd Avenue at Sunnyside Road near the Clackamas Town Center had robbed him of $8 for not fulfilling his order correctly.
Martin said he gave the worker $10, but only got one burger and fries.
Martin was repeatedly warned by dispatchers that …

Two blondes, Judy and Buffy, have decided to rob a bank. The first one, Judy, made the plan and then she has explained it to the second blonde,in detail.Then, the robbery started.
Judy drives up in front of the bank, stops the car and says to Buffy, “I want to make absolutely sure you understand the plan. You are supposed to be in and out of the bank in no more than three minutes with the cash. Do you understand the plan?” “Perfectly,” said Buffy. Buffy goes in the bank while …